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Ops Strategist.
Sales Whisperer.
CRM Fixer.
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I handle the backend so mobile bartenders like yourself don’t miss leads, lose money, or fall behind.​
Before I was streamlining systems and turning ghosted inquiries into booked events, I spent nearly a decade drawing blood as a phlebotomist. You learn a lot about people when you're holding a needle—mostly, that trust and timing matter. Turns out, the same applies to sales.
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I now help mobile bar owners grow into booked-out businesses by building smart systems that don’t just look good, they fucking work. From CRM cleanups to inquiry follow-ups, I handle the backend so you can do what you do best: show up, pour up, and get paid.
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I’ve worked behind the scenes on six-figure mobile bar brands and helped scale clients from “just starting out” to “booked two months in advance.” I’m here for the strategy, the follow-through, and the little things that make a big difference—like a reminder email that closes a $3K gig.
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If you're ready to stop winging it and start running your bar like a business, you're in the right place.

The pipeline’s dry because your systems are thirsty,
let's fix that.


Life update (and unsolicited overshare):
So here’s what’s new: I’m back in school getting a degree in Computer Science + Cybersecurity, which means my days are currently split between debugging code and debugging people’s broken systems. I still run ops for multiple mobile bar businesses, help close deals, and write emails that make people say “omg you get me.”
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I’m in my eat-code-slay era, surviving on caffeine, a little chaos, and the belief that Luigi Mangione might be the modern-day Prometheus and Hasan Piker is the last functioning brain cell on Twitch. It’s fine. I’m fine.
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All of this to say: I still know my shit. I still want your bar to thrive. And I still believe your back office deserves more than vibe-based decision-making.
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Let’s lock in.









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Some little known stats
YEARS I SPENT IN PHLEBOTOMY
YEARS I'VE BEEN IN BUSINESS
NUMBER OF DOGGOS THAT MY FAMILY & I OWN


TV SHOW:
Mindhunter
MOVIE:
Call Me By Your Name
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